You can taste the plastic off plastic bottles and not enough people are worrieda 'bout that. Grab a bottle of Sky or some chit and use that after disposing of its contents. If you're a teetotaler then soccer mom white wein works too. Sure, there's still some plastic in the cheapo cap but it's exponentially less terrible than chugging xenoestrogens by the gallon.
Quality wodka is not a meme (and I guess expensive spirits in general but I wouldn't know about that). Got hawked a bottle of russky stuff from a babushka I did handiwork for (no cigar trying to look it up, apparently it was made white label for a tourist trap (Khokhloma, wee village known for their kitschy krafts) to slap their brand on). Shit goes down so easy slick it might as well be water. Buzz is both clean and jolly. Fuck Absolut, Tito's, etc. Yes I know I just told you to cop Sky, but first comes stopping killing your balls with BPA then any honest attemps at being a sybarite.
Booze reviews I guess? Amarula sucks and is just some caramel liquor with floppy-slotting vibes. Bombay is a-OK. Flor de Caña is meh but alright for preparing إفطار for white ramadan.
Drug reviews: have little self-respect, will ya? Also cocaine is cut with cattle dewormer that will melt your face away if and only ur white (cf. weev's article).
Black metal: Drudkh, Peste Noire, Agalloch, Opeth, Legiones Noires stuff (Seigneur Voland, Sombre Chemin, etc.)
Neofolk: Di6, C93, Sol Invictvs (eeeh, kind of? fat Tony ain't got no swing no'mo'e), Jännerwein, Forseti, King Dvde, etc.
Post-punk, minimal wave, etc.: The Chameleons, The Sound, HANL, Sun Devoured Earth
A B C of industrial records
Prog: Henry Cow's Industry, Magma, Art Bears, Dagma Krause, RIO stuf in general, those punky Jap zeuhl dudes that used fruit as their cover art, something something Spinetta/La Máquina/Invisible/Serú/
Random stuff I'm not knowledged about so really it's just a buncha albums that sound real swell: Fela Kuti, Burial, Alva Noto+Blixa, Berghein/dark techno
SS13 STALKER's and COlonial Marine servers, Goonstation (every server is based off some leaked variant of gooncode) is a shadow of its former self and uses a slightly improved UI but yeah try it why not, /vg/station, that russian weird ass MKULTRA simulator (that shit's online still?), Lifeweb